A cursing rogue1 with a merry face,

A bundle of rags upon a crutch2,

Stumbled upon that windy place

Called Cruachan,1 and it was as much

As the one sturdy leg could do

To keep him upright while he cursed.

He had counted, where long years ago

Queen Maeves nine Maines had been nursed,

A pair of lapwings, one old sheep,

And not a house to the plains edge,

When close to his right hand a heap

Of grey stones and a rocky ledge3

Reminded him that he could make,

If he but shifted a few stones,

A shelter till the daylight broke.

But while he fumbled4 with the stones

They TOPpled over; Were it not

I have a lucky wooden shin

I had been hurt; and TOPpling brought

Before his eyes, where stones had been,

A dark deep hollow in the rock.

He gave a gasp5 and thought to have fled,

Being certain it was no right rock

Because an ancient history said

Hell Mouth lay open near that place,

And yet stood still, because inside

A great lad with a beery face

Had tucked himself away beside

A ladle and a tub of beer,

And snored, no phantom6 by his look.

So with a laugh at his own fear

He crawled into that pleasant nook.

Night grows uneasy near the dawn

Till even I sleep light; but who

Has tired of his own company?

What one of Maeves nine brawling7 sons

Sick of his grave has wakened me?

But let him keep his grave for once

That I may find the sleep I have lost.

What care I if you sleep or wake?

But Ill have no man call me ghost.

Say what you please, but from daybreak

Ill sleep another century.

And I will talk before I sleep

And drink before I talk.

And he

Had dipped the wooden ladle deep

Into the sleeper8s tub of beer

Had not the sleeper started up.

Before you have dipped it in the beer

I dragged from Gobans mountain- TOP

Ill have assurance that you are able

To value beer; no half-legged fool

Shall dip his nose into my ladle

Merely for stumbling on this hole

In the bad hour before the dawn.

Why, beer is only beer.

But say

Ill sleep until the winters gone,

Or maybe to Midsummer Day,

And drink, and you will sleep that length.

Id like to sleep till winters gone

Or till the sun is in his strength.

This blast has chilled me to the bone.

I had no better plan at first.

I thought to wait for that or this;

Maybe the weather was accursed

Or I had no woman there to kiss;

So slept for half a year or so;

But year by year I found that less

Gave me such pleasure Id forgo9

Even a half-hours nothingness,

And when at one years end I found

I had not waked a single minute,

I chose this burrow10 under ground.

Ill sleep away all time within it:

My sleep were now nine centuries

But for those mornings when I find

The lapwing at their foolish cries

And the sheep bleating11 at the wind

As when I also played the fool.

The beggar in a rage began

Upon his hunkers in the hole,

Its plain that you are no right man

To mock at everything I love

As if it were not worth the doing.

Id have a merry life enough

If a good Easter wind were blowing,

And though the winter wind is bad

I should not be too down in the mouth

For anything you did or said

If but this wind were in the south.

You cry aloud, O would twere spring

Or that the wind would shift a point,

And do not know that you would bring,

If time were suppler12 in the joint13,

Neither the spring nor the south wind

But the hour when you shall pass away

And leave no smoking wick behind,

For all life longs for the Last Day

And theres no man but cocks his ear

To know when Michaels trumpet14 cries

That flesh and bone may disappear,

And souls as if they were but sighs,

And there be nothing but God left;

But I alone being blessd keep

Like some old rabbit to my cleft15

And wait Him in a drunken sleep.

He dipped his ladle in the tub

And drank and yawned and stretched him out,

The other shouted, You would rob

My life of every pleasant thought

And every comfortable thing,

And so take that and that. Thereon

He gave him a great pummelling,

But might have pummelled at a stone

For all the sleeper knew or cared;

And after heaped up stone on stone,

And then, grown weary, prayed and cursed

And heaped up stone on stone again,

And prayed and cursed and cursed and fled

From Maeve and all that juggling16 plain,

Nor gave God thanks till overhead

The clouds were brightening with the dawn.