成人笑话|Patrick Kennedy

Patrick Kennedy crashed his car and said he doesn't remember anything about the accident.

This is actually a huge step forward for the Kennedy family, because when you think back through the years, Ted^{1 Kennedy, William Kennedy Smith, that Michael Skakel guy...}

It's a breakthrough for a Kennedy to come out of a blackout and not have someone dead or raped^{2 on the floor.}