成人笑话|Cheese Sandwich

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar-
Cheese Sandwich: ?1.50
Chicken Sandwich: ?2.50
Hand Job: ?10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons^{1 to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
Yes? she enquires2 with a knowing smile, can I help you?
I was wondering, whispers the man, Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?
Yes, she purrs, I am.
The man replies Well wash your bloody3 hands, I want a cheese sandwich!}