1、没阳光的白日好似黑夜。
A day without sunshine is like night.
2、换句话说，五指亦有不同。
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3、百分之四十二点七的数据是现场编造的。
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4、百分之九十九的律师是毁坏律师界名声的大老鼠。
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5、永远记住：你认识的人中定会有一半居于平均线以下。
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6、最后笑的人思维最慢。
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7、绝望只是没激情的愤怒。
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8、早起的鸟儿可能有虫吃，不过第二只老鼠才会得到夹子中的奶酪。
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9、养育细菌吧。他们是某些人唯有些培养基。
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10、问心无愧或许是坏记性的表现。
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11、改变无可防止，自动贩卖机出来的货物除外。
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12、倘若你觉得无人关心你，试一试拖欠一下应对款。
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.