女性笑话|A Doctor's Opinion

A Doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast.
The Doctor, clearly miffed, blurts^{1 to his wife, You aren't so good in bed either! and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided2 he'd better make amends3 and phoned home.
After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answers the phone. What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?
I was in bed.
What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?
I was getting a second opinion.}