The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm．I want no scandal， saidthe owner．I'll just fire you．
The employee replied，True，I robbed your firm of quitea tidy sum． I now have yachts， a country mansion1， jewelry，and every luxury you can think of． I don't need a thing， sowhy hire somebody else and have him start from scratch？
49．我无需再偷了
一家大百货店的老板在查帐中发现，他最信赖的雇员从 公司偷走了一百多万USD。我不要丑闻。老板说。我只须开除你。
那个雇员回答说：很好，我是偷了你公司相当一大笔钱。目前我有游艇、一座乡村别墅、珠宝，与你能想到的所有 奢侈品。我什么都无需了，你为何要再雇个人来，让他从头做起呢？